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[flightforfreedom]

You've reached Poe Dameron. I'm off flying something or trying not to get killed, so go ahead and leave a message and I'll get back to you eventually.

 

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[flightforfreedom]

[He just grins.]

We'll just make sure to get one that really likes you.

[freedomflighter]

I don't feel better about any of this.

[flightforfreedom]

[Poe laughs.]

Look, at least you can't hear the toaster complaining every single morning. Take that as a blessing.

[freedomflighter]

That's against us, too?!

[flightforfreedom]

[He is really laughing now. Finn, calm down.]

He just thinks we like our toast wrong. He is very particular than toast. If I've learned anything, it's that everything loves to complain to someone who can listen.

[freedomflighter]

[He is going to go back to stone age tech in this house, so help him Poe.]

If the shower has comments, I don't want to know.

[flightforfreedom]

It does. [The grin turns wicked.]

You really sure you don't want to know? Apparently I'm the best singer. Though I think that might mean I'm the only singer.

[freedomflighter]

Nope. Not even a little. That's just-

This is too much.

[flightforfreedom]

In truth, mostly we just talk about water temperature.

Seriously, Finn, nothing in our house is out to get you. Most of them are too wrapped up in their own weird lives to notice us much at all. Ex is an exception, since he's basically this planet's version of a basic AI.

[freedomflighter]

You just don't have to encourage him, is all. Other houses don't have this.

[flightforfreedom]

Yeah, because most of the other houses treat them like furniture. It's kind of hard to treat something like furniture when it's talking to you.

[freedomflighter]

Just try not to give it too many idea, okay?

[flightforfreedom]

[Poe looks bemused.] Alright, alright.

Don't worry about it! He'll be fine. But I'll ask him to stop creeping you out.