Poe "Fite Me" Dameron (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
flightforfreedom) wrote2017-07-06 04:53 pm
flightforfreedom) wrote2017-07-06 04:53 pm
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You've reached Poe Dameron. I'm off flying something or trying not to get killed, so go ahead and leave a message and I'll get back to you eventually.
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I enchanted one to shoot rainbows and glitter. It was a lot of fun.
And also kind of pointless?
But a lot of fun.
Let me know!!! I'LL BE WAITING.
I don't
want to answer the tent question.
It's like, um--
[ he sends an audio clip, then, of himself speaking french into the mic. voulez-vous coucher avec moi, at first, followed by something deep and growly that sounds pretty hot until he absolutely uses the words "JERKIN' IT" in english because he couldn't find a good translation. then something that he translates as he goes along, which is the story about a fox stealing an apple from a turtle? it's not sexy, just kinda weird. ]
There? There.
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That sounds amazing, I want to see it.
Also, the last part didn't make a lot of sense but yeah I can see the appeal of French. Maybe I should try to learn some...
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We can graffiti someone's house with rainbows or something.
I don't think you need it? You're pretty hot without enhancements.
Enhancements are kinda what I rely on. The mesh, etcetera.
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Sometimes I don't think you appreciate the fact that you have the body of - how do they put it here - a "Greek god".
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Say more nice things about my body, please.
1/? Challenge accepted.
2/?
3/4
4/4
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I'M SO ENTHUSIASTIC AND HAPPY ABOUT YOU LIKING MY BODY.
RAUGH... THIS ERECTION YOU'VE GIVEN ME! IT'S... TEARING AT MY CLOTHES!!!!! WITH THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING DRAGON!
YOU'VE AWOKEN THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But also thank you for indulging me.
Ugh, Poe.
I don't know what I would have done if I were ported home for real and I didn't have you around to compliment me on my dick size anymore.
I'd be so sad and alone.
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Well - you wouldn't remember me anyway, so at least you wouldn't feel too bad about it. I'm sure you'd find someone else to compliment it.
But let's just hope everyone stays here instead.
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Not now because I wanna talk about my feelings.
But next time!!!
REMEMBER!!!
PHONE SEX!!!!! POE DAMERON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, no, fuck that.
I don't want to not remember you. I love you. You're like, my sixth best friend.
Not as in, like, ranking. As in Number 6, Of Equal Value To The Other 5, Sorted In Chronological Order Re: When I First Met Them.
You've always been kind and fun to be around and I don't want to ever forget that, or the nice dong-touches you've provided.
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I'll remember. Don't you worry about that. ;)
It's not exactly something I'm looking forward to either, you know. I was blissfully unaware of it for a while. But it does kind of - I don't know. Take some of the pressure off, about going home. Knowing that I'll show up the exact moment I left, like nothing happened. So this place - it's just like a completely different life. And you're probably my best friend number 6 too, bud.
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Do you remember the moment you were taken from?
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War.
Yeah. I do. Two days after the Starkiller was destroyed. After the Starkiller destroyed five planets and the entire Republic fleet. The war is only started.
Pilots don't have a particularly long life expectancy anyway, but - with the state of things - I'm going to be lucky if I last another year. If it means taking the First Order down - I'm happy to go down too.
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I know this is hypocritical, because I'm a soldier, I get it. When I go home - I mean, I should have died a long, long time ago. I'm way past my expectancy date.
But -
I don't want that for you.
It sounds like you're dedicated, and that's great, but I don't want that for you.
I wish I could save you.
video
Hey. Look, if everything goes according to plan, I survive, save everyone, and the First Order goes down in flames. So don't worry too much about it. It doesn't make any difference here, right?
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I-I don't want any of my friends to die or forget me, though!!!!
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Hey! Hey, bud, it's okay. Everyone's alright. Of course you don't want anyone to die or forget you. But even if they did, they'd still be with you, alright?
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[ oh, that actually hits him pretty hard. Hard enough to stop him crying, at least, which is good, because he was gonna bawl for a long time, if left to his own devices. ]
Man, that's how I deal with my parents being killed. "They're still a part of me". [ he hesitates. ] Still don't wanna lose you, though. You're my bro.
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And you're not going to lose me as long as I can help it, alright?
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[ he sniffles, wipes his eyes on the heels of his palm. bleh, he feels stupid. ]
Same here. Obviously. [ he hesitates. ] Sorry. I dunno what I'm doing. I shoulda just kept talking about my boner instead of getting all feels-y on you.
[ appropriate. ]
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I mean, you're welcome to, but I am pretty sure I have here in text "LATER, POE" so.
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'Cause of the phone sex? The phone sex we're gonna have later? Is that what you're referencing? The phone sex. I remember. [ he thinks for a second, already feeling better. ] That's gonna be pretty good. Neither of us can get ported before that happens. Okay? Promise me.
We can probably leave this here???
Promise.