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[flightforfreedom]

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[flightforfreedom]

look, earth has some weird stuff with gods, okay
i've met three

i am not putting anything past him


(he's not actually here, right?)

i will happily await my coal


hey, still better than i've ever managed
never seemed to be able to sit still long enough


hahahahhaa

yeah
they look a bit like massive hairballs, too
and don't cross one
but it's a language

[littlemissfutility]

santa claus isn't a god
god is a god
if you're a christian, i mean
other people worship other gods

you aren't getting coal
trust me

i can't fly spaceships
so i guess it's okay if you can't play guitar
you got to do something else

are there any wookies here????

[flightforfreedom]

alright, so he's not a god
but woden and persephone and lucifer are
but there's also a god just called god?

force, this place is weird


i'd like to hear you play, though


and not as far as i know - we'd notice, i think
they're on average seven and a half feet tall, i think, and covered with hair
and rip people's limbs off when they lose chess games

[littlemissfutility]

lucifer's not a god, lucifer is the devil
i mean, maybe he's a god in some other universe
but not where i'm from
he's the opposite of god

i guess it's kind of confusing if you haven't heard about it before
i can explain it when you get home if you have more questions

yeah of course
you're probably gonna get sick of me playing :o)

oh my god
seriously???
you aren't making this up are you??????

[flightforfreedom]

No, lucifer is A god
and she is pretty awesome?
i saw her in concert
it blew my fucking mind

and no i am definitely not making it up
go ahead and ask finn about wookies if you don't believe me

his voice might go a little high-pitched though

[littlemissfutility]

i'm pretty sure my dad would have words for you saying that
maybe it's a different lucifer
since the devil's a he

[WHICH IS NOT A SATISFYING EXPLANATION but whatever whatever now is probably not the time to argue with poe about how satan works]

maybe i will
did he win a game against one????

[flightforfreedom]

i mean i say she but
not sure that's necessary exactly what she is
and maybe? she's a god of like, rebellion and shit
she's seriously the best

man
i wonder if she has another concert this month
you want to go?


and no, not exactly. from what i understand he sort of wrestled one, though
han solo's best friend back home was one
chewbacca

[littlemissfutility]

lucifer used to be one of god's angels, and then he tried to take over heaven and god sent him to hell
he's the most evil thing there is
seriously not the best

she's a musician??????

oh
i think i talked to him
he was asking about santa claus too

[flightforfreedom]

what, angels like in the old spacer tales?
i mean
she's pretty attractive but i'm not sure the description fits
she didn't seem evil to me, though

and yeah
her music is
man
i can't even describe it
makes you feel like you could do anything
like all the shit in the world is something that you could fix, right that second

her and persephone are both musicians


oh yeah, he's here too
i guess i should probably invite him for christmas eve dinner

[littlemissfutility]

you guys have angels????
how do you have angels and not god??????????
that's so weird

maybe we'll go
idk i have to think about it

yeah he can come
he seemed okay
i'm probably gonna invite some people
if that's okay

[flightforfreedom]

yeah
i mean, legends of them, anyway, i've never seen them
apparently they live in deep space

okay, well, you think about it, but i really think you should come
maybe they just have the same name and have nothing to do with each other anyway?


oh yeah, sure
just let me know how many so i can make sure we have enough food
maybe we should ask people to bring extra food, just in case

[littlemissfutility]

i guess heaven could be in deep space
it kind of makes sense

yeah maybe
everything you're saying just kind of sounds like satan
i'll think about it, promise

we totally should
it's gonna be the best lifemas ever
i'm probably gonna ask justine and jesse
maybe bela?????
idk if you know any of them

[flightforfreedom]

well don't worry, i won't let satan hurt you ;)

i don't think i know justine or jesse, but yeah, of course i know bela

i'd probably invite her anyway

so now i definitely will

[littlemissfutility]

ha ha
you don't even believe in satan

then you'll meet them there :o)

definitely invite bela id feel bad if she didn't get to come
even if it's kind of weird talking to her
she looks exactly like my sister
like
exactly

[flightforfreedom]

wait

seriously?



seriously??

[littlemissfutility]

yeah
i mean she wears more makeup
but otherwise it's kind of freaky

[flightforfreedom]

that's

[.... apparently he's slept with someone who looks exactly like Beth's sister.




what the fuck was this place.]


weird

[littlemissfutility]

really weird

[WOW POE THE ONE THING THAT WOULD MAKE THIS WEIRDER ]

but we definitely have to invite her

[flightforfreedom]

[sorry beth :|]

yeah, yeah for sure

should we make invitations?

i mean i know we can't make holos to send people but

[littlemissfutility]

we could
there's probably enough time left
otherwise i guess we can always text everybody
oh and there's probably invitations at the store we can just buy or whatever
if you tell me everyone who needs one i can send them out

[flightforfreedom]

okay, but we have to make sure finn doesn't see them

think you can handle that?

[littlemissfutility]

yeah
it'll probably be easier than trying to send them out from space on live tv