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[flightforfreedom]

You've reached Poe Dameron. I'm off flying something or trying not to get killed, so go ahead and leave a message and I'll get back to you eventually.

 

Comments

[h2no]

god i'm not doing it then everyone might start asking me stuff i don't want that
i asked kaneki to put something on the faq and do you know what he said???
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE SAID???????????????????????
HE SAID NO

[flightforfreedom]

[He is trying so hard not to laugh and failing.]

Obviously he is not understanding the severity of the issue.

I could ask your comm to post it anonymously for you

you could be Earth's anonymous sex Jedi

[h2no]

no i can tell how it would go
id get a bunch of people acting all high and mighty about how easy it is and how much they know and why don't i come to their sex dungeon to see their collection
also i just yelled at like 5 people about it they'd know

[flightforfreedom]

We'd keep your secret, sex jedi

though yeah I'm not sure you want to open that particular wormhole

[h2no]

[there's no reply again for another eightish hours.]

you know i was hoping this was kind of a fever dream but turns out i actually said stupid stuff to my friends??
cool.

[flightforfreedom]

Hahahaha good morning Archie

it's fine, it is obviously an important subject to you

[h2no]

it is
but
also upsetting people is not my thing anymore
you okay?
god please tell me i didn't yell at you about dicks too

[flightforfreedom]

We commiserated over the lack of proper sexual education, you're okay.

you're welcome to yell about dicks with me anytime ;)

[h2no]

okay good
dicks dick dicks butts boobs

[flightforfreedom]

I'm going to print that out as one of those inspirational posters I keep seeing at work.

[h2no]

straight guys'll love it

[flightforfreedom]

Archie I do commercials, everyone I work with is in entertainment. None of them are straight.

[h2no]

oh i thought like in a store
what channel
i wanna laugh at you on tv how's your acting

[flightforfreedom]

[Poe sends him links to some Teal Deer Energy Drink commercials. They are basically like the Old Spice commercials in that they are ridiculous and things turn into diamonds.

In every one, it ends with him on the back of a giant teal deer, rearing like a horse.]

[h2no]

[HILARIOUS AND ALSO HOT]

damn poe
nice
uh
you?

[flightforfreedom]

[He's just laughing.]

I think you can see what I mean when I say u doubt anyone at work is straight.

[h2no]

genuine question how many first gay experiences have you led

[flightforfreedom]

at work or in general

[h2no]

single or double digits

1/2

[flightforfreedom]

I don't kiss and tell, archie

2/2

[flightforfreedom]

.... or count.

Re: 2/2

[h2no]

hahaha okay that was weird of me to ask anyway
shine on you crazy diamond

[flightforfreedom]

;) talk to you later big guy