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You've reached Poe Dameron. I'm off flying something or trying not to get killed, so go ahead and leave a message and I'll get back to you eventually.

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[He is trying so hard not to laugh and failing.]

Obviously he is not understanding the severity of the issue.

I could ask your comm to post it anonymously for you

you could be Earth's anonymous sex Jedi

no i can tell how it would go id get a bunch of people acting all high and mighty about how easy it is and how much they know and why don't i come to their sex dungeon to see their collection also i just yelled at like 5 people about it they'd know

We'd keep your secret, sex jedi

though yeah I'm not sure you want to open that particular wormhole

[there's no reply again for another eightish hours.]

you know i was hoping this was kind of a fever dream but turns out i actually said stupid stuff to my friends?? cool.

Hahahaha good morning Archie

it's fine, it is obviously an important subject to you

it is but also upsetting people is not my thing anymore you okay? god please tell me i didn't yell at you about dicks too

We commiserated over the lack of proper sexual education, you're okay.

you're welcome to yell about dicks with me anytime ;)

okay good dicks dick dicks butts boobs

I'm going to print that out as one of those inspirational posters I keep seeing at work.

straight guys'll love it

Archie I do commercials, everyone I work with is in entertainment. None of them are straight.

oh i thought like in a store what channel i wanna laugh at you on tv how's your acting

[Poe sends him links to some Teal Deer Energy Drink commercials. They are basically like the Old Spice commercials in that they are ridiculous and things turn into diamonds.

In every one, it ends with him on the back of a giant teal deer, rearing like a horse.]