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i should probably tell you the whole story but it's pretty long for texting

i'll get a box for it i guess
my knives are staying out though

that sounds perfect
we can do life day things and christmas things
it'll be lifemas
we have to make sugar cookies
trust me it's really important for christmas
and presents
but those are for christmas morning so we won't do them at the party

alright - you can fill me in when i'm home

yeah, exactly
just do every stupid silly tradition we can get our hands on

it'll be fun

oh good
so we have to get stockings
and make a gingerbread house
and we're gonna make pralines for sure
and we need a tree
since this is your first christmas i should make you and finn make those pinecone ornaments everybody makes when they're five :o)
and you have to learn some of the songs
too bad we don't have a piano

and then you can make me do whatever for life day

haha, slow down, sport!

please explain the following:
why socks are involved
what gingerbread is and why we need another house
what is a praline

the tree, at least, i get - i've seen that one already

i'm sure someone's got to have some instruments, somewhere?

i'm gonna teach you how to sing in Wookie

okay okay
you hang stockings up for santa claus to put little gifts in them
obviously santa isn't real but you have to have a stocking
i'll get us stockings don't worry
gingerbread houses are little houses made out of gingerbread cookies
or like graham crackers if you can't bake gingerbread and i can't
so we might make graham cracker houses
you decorate them with candy and frosting
pralines are the best thing in the entire world just trust me
my mom used to make them every single year for christmas

and pianos are really big so we can't really just borrow one
but i'm gonna get a guitar with my first paycheck so we'll have that

you better!!!
idk what wookie even sounds like

oh yeah, santa claus, i heard about that

weird red holiday deity for kids, right? he's supposed to bring presents?

man
okay
we should get presents for finn from 'santa' too
damn i need to figure out presents

you play guitar?

and it probably doesn't work over text but it's kind of like:

rrrraaaaawWWWWEEEEEErrrGGGGggggrrrrr rrr rrr HRRRNnnnnFFFFFAAAARRRRGHHHH

he's not a GOD
he's more like the tooth fairy, he's magic
he brings presents to good kids and coal to bad ones
so both of you are probably gonna get presents from santa :o)

yeah
and piano
i'm really rusty though

are you SURE that's a language??????
it looks like a cat coughing up a hairball

look, earth has some weird stuff with gods, okay
i've met three

i am not putting anything past him

(he's not actually here, right?)

i will happily await my coal

hey, still better than i've ever managed
never seemed to be able to sit still long enough

hahahahhaa

yeah
they look a bit like massive hairballs, too
and don't cross one
but it's a language

santa claus isn't a god
god is a god
if you're a christian, i mean
other people worship other gods

you aren't getting coal
trust me

i can't fly spaceships
so i guess it's okay if you can't play guitar
you got to do something else

are there any wookies here????

alright, so he's not a god
but woden and persephone and lucifer are
but there's also a god just called god?

force, this place is weird

i'd like to hear you play, though

and not as far as i know - we'd notice, i think
they're on average seven and a half feet tall, i think, and covered with hair
and rip people's limbs off when they lose chess games

lucifer's not a god, lucifer is the devil
i mean, maybe he's a god in some other universe
but not where i'm from
he's the opposite of god

i guess it's kind of confusing if you haven't heard about it before
i can explain it when you get home if you have more questions

yeah of course
you're probably gonna get sick of me playing :o)

oh my god
seriously???
you aren't making this up are you??????

No, lucifer is A god
and she is pretty awesome?
i saw her in concert
it blew my fucking mind

and no i am definitely not making it up
go ahead and ask finn about wookies if you don't believe me

his voice might go a little high-pitched though

i'm pretty sure my dad would have words for you saying that
maybe it's a different lucifer
since the devil's a he

[WHICH IS NOT A SATISFYING EXPLANATION but whatever whatever now is probably not the time to argue with poe about how satan works]

maybe i will
did he win a game against one????

i mean i say she but
not sure that's necessary exactly what she is
and maybe? she's a god of like, rebellion and shit
she's seriously the best

man
i wonder if she has another concert this month
you want to go?

and no, not exactly. from what i understand he sort of wrestled one, though
han solo's best friend back home was one
chewbacca

lucifer used to be one of god's angels, and then he tried to take over heaven and god sent him to hell
he's the most evil thing there is
seriously not the best

she's a musician??????

oh
i think i talked to him
he was asking about santa claus too

what, angels like in the old spacer tales?
i mean
she's pretty attractive but i'm not sure the description fits
she didn't seem evil to me, though

and yeah
her music is
man
i can't even describe it
makes you feel like you could do anything
like all the shit in the world is something that you could fix, right that second

her and persephone are both musicians

oh yeah, he's here too
i guess i should probably invite him for christmas eve dinner

you guys have angels????
how do you have angels and not god??????????
that's so weird

maybe we'll go
idk i have to think about it

yeah he can come
he seemed okay
i'm probably gonna invite some people
if that's okay

yeah
i mean, legends of them, anyway, i've never seen them
apparently they live in deep space

okay, well, you think about it, but i really think you should come
maybe they just have the same name and have nothing to do with each other anyway?

oh yeah, sure
just let me know how many so i can make sure we have enough food
maybe we should ask people to bring extra food, just in case

i guess heaven could be in deep space
it kind of makes sense

yeah maybe
everything you're saying just kind of sounds like satan
i'll think about it, promise

we totally should
it's gonna be the best lifemas ever
i'm probably gonna ask justine and jesse
maybe bela?????
idk if you know any of them

well don't worry, i won't let satan hurt you ;)

i don't think i know justine or jesse, but yeah, of course i know bela

i'd probably invite her anyway

so now i definitely will

ha ha
you don't even believe in satan

then you'll meet them there :o)

definitely invite bela id feel bad if she didn't get to come
even if it's kind of weird talking to her
she looks exactly like my sister
like
exactly

wait

seriously?

seriously??

yeah
i mean she wears more makeup
but otherwise it's kind of freaky

that's

[.... apparently he's slept with someone who looks exactly like Beth's sister.

what the fuck was this place.]

weird

really weird

[WOW POE THE ONE THING THAT WOULD MAKE THIS WEIRDER ]

but we definitely have to invite her

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